July 22, 2014

monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

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July 22, 2014

giantmechanicalants:

theflyingdutchman:

why do people get so mad about puns? they’re literally the nicest kind of humor. they make nobody feel bad. it’s just clever. sometimes it’s original. learn to like puns. don’t let society run your life

Some may not admit it, but 99% of the anger people experience after a good pun comes from the fact that they didn’t think of it first.

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July 22, 2014

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July 22, 2014
dilfgod:

bae caught me slippin

dilfgod:

bae caught me slippin

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July 22, 2014

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July 22, 2014

himeros-son-of-aphrodite:

sailor-ramiel:

sora2522:

karenhurley:

This flower shaped confetti contains flower seeds that grow into wildflowers. It is hand made and biodegradable so it leaves no waste. Via

This is actually kinda perfect for outdoor weddings omg

casually reblogging this entire tag lol whoop

you could have your wedding in an empty space next to your house and have a garden to commemorate your marriage omg

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July 22, 2014

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July 22, 2014

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July 22, 2014

whatfulllipsyouhave:

hatsumiyo-momichi:

when you receive a sweet anon out of nowhere and you’re like

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I love this because you can’t tell who’s the anon and who’s the receiver.

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July 22, 2014
kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

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